Husbands are equals

In an unprecedented display...you little darlings get two posts from Mama today. Is it the weather that makes people go stupid?

Mama was on a website today, Cafemom, and a woman wanted a chore chart for not only her children...but for her husband as well. She lamented that house work wasn't split 50/50 since they both work full time.

Mama was shocked...not at the thought of things being split equally (even though we all know it is never split 50/50). Mama was shocked at the audacity this woman had to treat her husband as a child. Want to piss your husband off? Treat him like one of the kids...and Mama doesn't mean fix his breakfast for him. Mama means to literally treat him like a child. If she wanted another child then they should talk about having another child.

If she wants a happy marriage she should apply this principle:

How would she feel if the shoe was on the other foot?

Mama has been married for almost a decade and been with Daddy for 14 years. Mama would be mighty insulted if Daddy brought her a chore chart and offered reward stickers. Mama would think that Daddy obviously thinks he married a child or a moron instead of a woman.

Mama and Daddy may joke about the other being "one of the kids", but we don't treat each other that way.

Don't be your spouse's parent. Be their spouse. Treat them the way you would want to be treated.

Bad Parenting 101

That's right, boys and girls, it's time for another lesson in bad parenting.

Never ever blame your 8 year old daughter for the fact that she was raped by four boys ages 9-14. Additionally, never ever tell CPS to take the daughter and never bring her back because she brought shame to her family. Yes, little precious darlings, this even happened here in America.

Mama says to send the parents back to their country because they don't deserve to be here.

World's Oldest Mom Dies

The "World's Oldest" mom died at 69. She gave birth to twins three years ago.

What doctor agreed to do this? Who on earth thought this would be a good idea?

Our bodies stop preparing us for babies for a reason. Sure, Mama knows she could go outside and get hit by a car but I have less of a chance of dying at 30 than at 69.

Women really should stop and think about what is in the best interest of babies instead of selfish motives. Having a baby at 60 something years old is selfish. Those babies won't even REMEMBER her which Mama thinks could be both good and bad.

Mama read this morning that a 72 year old woman is spending boucoup dollars to become the world's oldest mother. Why is this a competition? Go to the hospital and rock babies. Go work in a daycare. You have no business putting a baby in that predicament. Best case scenario: the baby is full term and healthy. You die and leave the baby motherless. Worst case scenario: the child is born with severe special needs and you die...leaving the baby motherless and needing a lifetime of care. Does this really sound like a reasonable, sound parenting decision?!

A Worthy Glorification

Mama refuses to glorify an alleged pedophile and drug addict.

You can read Mama's open letter to North Korea here.

America - what the heck is wrong with you?? Why are you bowing down and carrying on like this is a day of history?!

If you want to glorify someone who died - glorify this man. This man died for your freedom. This man died the same day as a pedophile and who did you hear about?

Draw your line in the sand. Don't glorify a person who was sick (mentally) beyond belief.

Glorify the men and women that laid down their life for you.

Thank you, Lt., for laying down your life for me and for my fellow Americans and for protecting Afghanistan. Your own mama was and is very proud of you. This Mama is proud of you, too. You paid the ultimate price for me and my children. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I thank your parents for raising such an outstanding young man.

Lt. Brian Bradshaw. Thank you.